just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
They took my balls.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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