You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I currently don't understand fingers.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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