I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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