I'm passing your future prison.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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