i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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