Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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