Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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