just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
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It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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