if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
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My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.