Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(207): View more from Maine

I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.

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(210): View more from Texas

this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!

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(630): View more from Illinois

i have a girlfriend

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if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?

(630): View more from Illinois

no

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(908): View more from New Jersey

he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!

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(905): View more from Ontario

Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.

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