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(614): View more from Ohio

Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination

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(614): Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination http://tfl.nu/cegt

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(404): View more from Georgia

I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said

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she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to

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You KNEW her power was out...

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(404): I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said (770): she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to (404): You KNEW her power was out... http://tfl.nu/ggzc

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(214): View more from Texas

does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??

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dude, everything can mix, this is college.

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(214): does wine, beer, and vodka mix well?? (817): dude, everything can mix, this is college. http://tfl.nu/mqi0

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(510): View more from California

At what point did I eat out of your mouth?

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(510): At what point did I eat out of your mouth? http://tfl.nu/tcp8

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(703): View more from Virginia

Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.

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(703): Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience. http://tfl.nu/jxin

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(620): View more from Kansas

He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.

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(620): He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper. http://tfl.nu/7tli

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(812): View more from Indiana

I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.

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(812): I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice. http://tfl.nu/sig2

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(760): View more from California

Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.

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(760): Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI. http://tfl.nu/53k1

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!

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(814): My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween! http://tfl.nu/sc01

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(785): View more from Kansas

I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.

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(785): I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me. http://tfl.nu/wjzj

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(850): View more from Florida

Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.

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(850): Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees. http://tfl.nu/qlcd

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(775): View more from Nevada

He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door

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(775): He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door http://tfl.nu/vv4w

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.

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YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.

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(570): HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS. (406): YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE. http://tfl.nu/futb

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(916): View more from California

He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.

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(916): He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying. http://tfl.nu/67jj

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(703): View more from Virginia

He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.

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(703): He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand. http://tfl.nu/3aao

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