this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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