your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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