Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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