She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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