This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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