why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
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You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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