Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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