He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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