Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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