I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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