so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Randomize
