Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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