wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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