Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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