thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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