Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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