Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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