But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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