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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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