Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
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you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
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