i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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