And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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