**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
We have started to decorate penises.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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