You're a womanizer and a bitch.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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