all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
I party with great urgency now.
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