how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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