You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
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