zippers are such a cool invention
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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