Do you still have your period?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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