i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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