Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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