god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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