That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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