I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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