I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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