i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
They have beer where we have blood.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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