so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
