the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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