Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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