I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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