your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.