Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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