Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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