Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
do nipples grow back?
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