All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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